Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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