he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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