Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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