Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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