We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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