just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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