i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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