is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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