Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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