I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Randomize
