I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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