hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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