Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You surviving the open bar?
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I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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