is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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