You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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