They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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