haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Randomize
