I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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