covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
3 2 1 whiskey
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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