just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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