And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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