The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
