My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Who died my cat blue again?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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