Everything about him screamed your future.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
