I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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