I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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