my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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