Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Randomize
