I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
