On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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