We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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