There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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