I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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