just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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