I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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