I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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