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matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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