Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
