if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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