I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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