My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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