good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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