South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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