I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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