I like to think it a success when the cops are called
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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