I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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