There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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