You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Can you repeat that, but with context?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize