Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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