jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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