I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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