its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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