first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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