D3 body, D1 cock
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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