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(313): View more from Michigan

Who said anything about talking that was a booty call

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you

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(937): View more from Ohio

I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay

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(816): View more from Missouri

I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy

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(910): View more from North Carolina

me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket

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(410): View more from Maryland

why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.

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(360): View more from Washington

I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been

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