David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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