Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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